Detroit Won The Stanley Cup!

Again. Yawn. And Chris Chelios can retire any time he wants to. The guy was on the Habs when I was in high school, for the love of Mike! Sidney Crosby's playoff beard is easily the worst ever, which I guess is fair enough, inasmuch as he's nine years old or whatever it is.

Call me un-Canadian, but I just can't get it up for hockey anymore.